briefing garcetti v. ceballos

Garcetti v. Ceballos is already a piece of right, Republican garbage, and I'm only two minutes in. The question at hand is whether Public Employee is free to speak against Public Employer when it is a matter of Public Concern... Job-required speech! The burden is on the employer! The speech is expressed by Private Citizen, as a matter of Public Concern. What does all this garbage even mean? Is not the point of being Public Employee furthering Public Concern? Public Employer, should you not feel the same? A man is going to jail! The local sheriff prevails again! Upheld by The Supreme Court nonetheless. What eminence! His balls reach all the way to Washington! He must be a riley littlecocksucker to get that kind of reach-around from that queer, little D.A. I have not seen a Public Official play such a mean trombone since LaTourette and Abramoff!

The Ninth District... Go figure those liberal faggot cokeheads would have overruled the District Court. Activist pigs! Free speech for Public Employee! What in God's Fucking Name were you thinking? The Public should never know anything of Public Concern! It's none of their goddamn business! For fuck's sake! You know The Government cannot lose. That would shake the very foundation of America, the World's Largest Corporation. If that company fails, the whole bastard economy collapses! Is that what you want, Ninth District? The whole bastard economy? It's on your shoulders, you egg-sucking arm-pit jizzers. Do what you want behind closed doors but, please, do not subject our children to your flowery boxer-briefs.

Thank God for Anthony Kennedy! A man of scruples and scruffy, weighty testicles! Unswayable, always direct in his course! The Iron Rock of The Bench! Especially in the midst of a split decision! "The fact that his duties sometimes required him to speak or write," he wrote in The Court's Opinion, "does not mean his supervisors were prohibited from evaluating his performance."

Fuck Public Employee! That stupid son-of-a-bitch got fired, and he deserved it. He violated the internal rules of the workplace. This is the kind of Justice The Constitution was getting at! The Government, protected from the tyranny of The Ignorant Public.